3.11.2008

Motel 666



Not that I have very high expectations of these places, but they seem to be getting more expensive at the same pace that the rooms are getting shittier. We need our sanity more than we need the $50 most of the time, but some times it's not even worth it. If it's not a heater that we can't control set at 103 degrees, a slanted and rock hard bed, doodoo smell, asshole snowboarders getting up at 5am, "non-smoking" rooms that just happen to smell like smoke and have ashtrays to "you know, keep your change and stuff in", or you'll have a room like last night that was next to a boarded up room. We figured the murder scene was probably too much work to clean up...

1 comment:

archibald fontaine said...

even though i thought you were totally boring when we met in chicago, i think your pretty witty.