Birthdays.

Scene from my 28th at a bar called Grandmothers in Portland. I was confused...



Me and Kars taking it to the MAXIMUM amidst my "turning 30" crisis



Charlie and I in a burrito shop in Salt Lake City for me to turn 31 in a dry Mormon city
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32. In an attic in an apartment in Amsterdam where we slept. Not anything like Ann Franks house

Confusing pictures from my life Pt.8 : German Edition

So far so good, once we got past the initial 23 hour travel time. That was pure fucking hell. I will pay the extra $75 in a heartbeat not to have a third flight to get to Europe.
Koeln or "Cologne" or whatever was rad. The people at the "King George" were super nice, gave us tons of booze, put us up in the apartment upstairs, etc. Very comfortable and easy. The show was real good too. People are incredibly respectful and seem to just generally pay more attention. Good start. Sorry my pictures suck...

Confusing pictures from my life pt.7

Last United States edition for the next month and a half. Like I said, bear with me. It will get more interesting...

Confusing pictures from my life pt.6

Not really all that confusing this time. It's a creepy painting on Mississippi, shots from us playing in the window of a bookstore downtown, some bamboo I would like to see growing in my yard, and my new favorite red wine for under $15 a bottle. Bear with me, the blog posts will get more interesting in a couple weeks when I cross the Atlantic... Wow, my new vitamins are giving me weird burbs

Red Fang tour blogzz

Check it out in my linxxx. Good non-fiction

WHOOPS!

Ungh. I'm going to hang out with these fuck up's in March

Just hang tight until 2.15 mark to say hi to their mother...

fuck it

yep

Superstar: the Karen Carpenter story

Pt. 1. Todd Haynes film school project if you haven't already seen this jem...

"It's so easy"

An exerpt from the classic Gun's and Roses song, Axl Rose's charming, romantic lyrics acted out on extra normal

FUCK THE AIRLINES

I just spent $400 today to CHANGE a ticket for a flight to europe. I can think of a lot of things I needed to spend $400 on these days instead of having some anxious middle aged woman in an office in north dakota push a few buttons for me, but what are you really going to do. There is zero accountability for any transactions that normal people have with corporations. If something should go wrong, then get ready to weave through a maze of automated menu options that, if they don't just spin you in circles until you eventually just give up, send you to someone who could not care less and whose only joy in life comes from telling you that their is "nothing they can do". Yeah, that's why you answer phones for a living, right?

Ummm...

thanks mercury blog for this jem

youtube

YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

So, I made a mini movie on this website that lets you put in your own text and edit the scene etc. I couldn't think of anything, so I just used one of my old blog posts from when we were on tour with Ratatat.

What's on TV tonight?

shut up

Here's the kind of geniuses I'll be serving tonight

So stop in the crow bar and toast the new year!

iphone camera malfunction

ART!

Confusing pictures from my life pt.5

NOT IN PORTLAND

It's cool to have snow and all, but this city can't handle it, so everything shuts down and you are stranded. Which would be fine, but I have to get on a plane tomorrow morning to go to Wisconsin, where there is hella more snow, but they are equipped to deal with it. Now I have to drive to Charlie's to get a klonopin out of his mailbox...

Jay, have you seen this?!?

so much stunning imagery, complete with wild slap bass!

Goin' deep

Pop secret

The change we need is shows like this not getting cancelled...

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Costume ideas Pt.2

snake charmer

I. Don't. Know.

Whoops!

Jello Pudding

Costume Ideas!!

I know lots of pretty lady's will be Amy Winehouse this year for halloween (yawn), but mabes you should be miss Winehouse on the way to the hospital again. For once.

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SOMETHING BIG COMING SOON INVOLVING THESE DOUCHBAGS

Oh, the days when they could talk about working for anyone else...

um...

thanks to Brett A. for finding this one...

arabs

It has to be tough sometimes when you are pandering to a bunch of misinformed half-wits. I give Mccain credit for taking the high road for once...UPDATE::::: After watching the last debates it has become very clear that if it was not intended as a political strategy in the first place, McCains defense of Obama at those rallys definetly turned into a leverage point at the debates. Mccains insistance that he did not defend Mccain when people would shout anything at an Obama rally (which is horseshit on so many levels) discredits any goodhearted humanity that may have come through when some middle america waterheads were calling Barack a Terrorist...

End Hits

For the last night of tour, a rather spirited game of "punch each other" was in order (note: Mike's fist looking like a fucking tomato). Good times to the maximum. I can't thank those dudes enough, totes the best time ever. Plus new BFFs 4 ever.

generally degenerating

Passing the time with games like "punch each other", "throw that bottle at something", and my favorite "get pizza again and try not to get arrested". Almost done...

Awesome graffitti

Not to be outdone by " Gary a pussy" and "Axl is a ass" spraypainted on the side of a house