3.14.2010

Zooey and I are breaking up

I haven't told her yet, I hope she doesn't find out by reading this, so please don't link it to her guys. I guess I started having doubts when I was at some Diesel Jeans party at SXSW '08 with her and realized that she is essentially the same as another ex of mine and I'm going to keep perpetuating this same sweet boring indie girlfriend character as a love interest. Well, this Cotton commercial really broke the camels back. I mean, I know for a fact that she doesn't even have time to go record shopping or thrifting anymore, she is just constantly clicking away on her Etsey and itunes apps between shoots. I don't know about Zooey, but I can't live this lie any longer...

6 comments:

rhinestone neckbrace said...

l..?seriously i thought this was a snl skit,,,she sounds like kermit the frog being strangled

lips and ribs said...

i suppose there are other fish in the sea... example???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLsqEL8TFwM

JFK said...

Yeah right?!?! her voice is so weird !!!

JFK said...

I hate you jay

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