Zooey and I are breaking up

I haven't told her yet, I hope she doesn't find out by reading this, so please don't link it to her guys. I guess I started having doubts when I was at some Diesel Jeans party at SXSW '08 with her and realized that she is essentially the same as another ex of mine and I'm going to keep perpetuating this same sweet boring indie girlfriend character as a love interest. Well, this Cotton commercial really broke the camels back. I mean, I know for a fact that she doesn't even have time to go record shopping or thrifting anymore, she is just constantly clicking away on her Etsey and itunes apps between shoots. I don't know about Zooey, but I can't live this lie any longer...

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thanks baptiste